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Night Vision by David Quinn and Hannibal King. This comic is about a female vampire named Blythe who is the result of a genetic experiment. Her mission now is to hunt down the other victims of the experiment and destroy them.

Why I believe it is worth your time. Blythe is sexy. Blythe has more balls than the pussies in Twilight. The issue I highlighted here heavily suggests that Blythe is a carpet muncher. Blythe has a cape. Lots of Early nineties/late eighties goodness since the comic was published around 1993.

I do like this comic a lot. My only issues with it is that some of Blythe's dialog is highly corny, but WHO GIVES A FUCK THERE'S TITS, and some parts of it are unclear to me until I read through it again BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK THERE'S TITS.


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Gardenburger: Portabella veggie burger. A veggie burger made with wild rice and rolled oats instead of soy. It contains portabella mushrooms, mozarella, and spinach.

Why I Believe it is worth your time. A+ product for vegetarians and mushroom lovers. Unique texture. Tastes excellent when pan seared or grilled. If I remember correctly these burgers are cheaper than morningstar, with the same quality. They taste excellent even when luke-warm. From what I've seen morningstar no longer makes their mushroom lover's veggie burgers. HEALTHY LOW CALORIE ALTERNATIVE TO REGULAR BURGERS and honestly you wouldnt be able to tell the difference.

These burgers are perfect with mayo, a little bit of mustard, and a slice of tomato on an english muffin. (also great way to entertain hipsters.)